Offense

I'm pretty sure that if I haven't offended all of you by now I will probably do so in the near future - it seems I'm on a roll. The roll thus far includes candle parties, kids day newspaper sales, failed downtown revitalization efforts and communists who don't watch 24 and are down on valley small towns. I'm sure there are more because of my typically unpopular opinions on a variety of subjects. In case you would like my opinion on your idea in order that I can run my big mouth about it and you can be on my official "offended" list, just ask.